Can we tell you a vegan joke or two? We promise they won’t be out of date!
Vegans are often accused of not having a good sense of humor, but being able to laugh at yourself is a great way to improve your health and happiness.
If you are looking for tofu jokes, vegetable jokes, dirty vegan jokes, vegan jokes or vegan puns, you will find them here.
While some of these vegan jokes might make you cringe, we hope they put a smile on your face at the same time.
You’ll also find hilarious vegan comedies from vegan comedians that are sure to have you laughing!
The funniest vegan jokes
1. The classic vegan joke
Q: How do I know if someone is vegan?
A: Don’t worry, they will tell you within 2 minutes of meeting.
2. “Ignorance is happiness”
Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!
3. The anti-dairy joke
Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
A: Leave it in the cow!
4. The scary vegan joke
Q: Why are most ghosts vegans?
A: Because it’s supernatural!
5. The grumpy
Q: Why did the vegan get fired?
A: His job performance did not Meat expectations.
6. The lining
My girlfriend really changed after going vegan.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivorous.
7. The Disney joke
Q: What was Aladdin’s name after going vegan?
8. The one who is rather nice
Q: Why are vegans the best friends in the world?
A: They never have beef with you.
9. The NSFW
Q: Why is almond milk called “milk”?
A: Because no one could call it “nut juice” and keep a straight face.
10. The horror movie
Q: What does a vegan zombie eat for breakfast?
A: GRAAAAINNNS !!
11. The funniest joke Edinburgh Fringe Festival
“As a vegan I think people selling meat are gross; but apparently the people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocers. – Adele Falaise
12. Spiritual spirit
I realized that the tofu is overrated.
It’s just a curd for me.
I like to make jokes about vegetarians… but never on tofu, it tastes bad.
If those vegan jokes haven’t managed to tickle your funny bone, try these fun vegan comedy vegan comedies!
Funnyman Romesh Ranganathan has been a vegan since 2013 and regularly pokes fun at veganism in his comedy sets.
14. ‘Romesh Ranganathan is a vegan in a restaurant’
Here, he makes fun of a situation that vegans know too well… going to a restaurant and not finding anything to eat on the menu!
15. “The real reason people hate vegans”
In this hilarious skit, Romesh explains the real reasons people hate vegans.
16. “Vegans are holes”
Vegan comedian Preacher Lawson will have you laughing until you cry as he jokes with audiences about why people don’t like vegans.
17. Carl Donnelly – Comedy Until The End (2019)
Comedian Carl Donnelly is a proud vegan and vegan ambassador. In this burst of laughter set, Carl pokes fun at some common interactions with meat eaters and everyday dilemmas every vegan can relate to!
We hope you enjoyed these vegan jokes!
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